Saving Meg Ryan--Chick Flicks vs WOMAN movies.

My daughter accuses me of liking chick flicks.  OK!!  I will watch anything with Meg Ryan &/or Tom Hanks as long as we keep it formulaic & it makes me feel good.  That thing with Hugh Jackman traveling through time to romance Meg Ryan.  That one with Tom Hanks & Matt Damon trying to save Meg cause.....
Woman Movies----the one that comes to mind...the one time I, Chuck Montgomery, a man deeply in love with life, God, My Daughter, Chocolate, & many more things than are likely healthy considered suicide, was watching portions of "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" with my neighbors. On my behalf, my home had just burned down & I was staying with neighbors.  Said movie had Sandra Bullock, James Garner & a bunch of other cool actors who should have spelled fun 2 hours.  My neighbor Earl's wife & daughter appeared to be reaching nervona during this, my closest imagined approximation to water boarding as Earl, Little Bucky, & I decided it was time to mow the neighbors yard.  Many men bonded that day.  I also like Devil Wears Prada.

Bounty on Divito

So Egor, my tech guy is recovering from being trampled by 9 year olds when an uninformed mother, not a part of the event planning team,  made the ill conceived decision to yell ,"Who want's smores?" (a direct violation of clause 9 of our contract) as he was on stilts  placing a pretty braided balloon crown on a little girls head to an angelic smile & snapshots from camera phones when a young man 13 or 14 in a Danny DeVito mask yells "You're blocking the smores, fool!!"  Bowls him over like Hervé Villechaize crashing through Hakeem Olajuwon , grabs all the smores & takes off like a fullback. Mop bucket knocked down in his path, he dives, his chubby little belly hits the water & I think he may have hydroplaned.  Di spite injuries, Egor soldiered on, bruised ego & other stuff. Thirty people we know of have you on their  phones.  You will be caught like Winnie the Pooh in the Honey Tree, Charlie Sheen in many episodes of that show, brair rabbit in whatever it was that caught him----grow some hair & eyes in the back of your head cause Houston Independent School District doesn't take kindly to smore thieves, istigaters of anarchy or people who knock down stiltwalkers for a sugar rush.-----
This week at the Improv----Hometown Boy Hits the Top----Ralphy May--Thursday through the weekend---

Sat 2 pm   me & Jim Mackenzie--Jim is my favorite & one of our biggest laugh getters 
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Guarenteed Bliss

Welcome to Chuck's World, Chuckenstiens' Rant, or whatever we end up calling this little blogorama, lovefest, my attempt to build a fanbase, kiss up to you, the future Chuckaholoc who might hire me to entertain at your event, purchase a ticket to come see me or avail yourself of a cool promo offer & bring a carload of friends, with a sober designated driver, to eat & drink & laugh heartily at one of the several shows a month I do at the Improv or other public venue. You can also download some of our free resources, donate to our panic attack medical fund* or sign up for my mailing list which will hopefully be amusing enough &/or have enough coupons to expand the subscribers into double & dare I aspire to triple & even higher syllabic content digits. My number 1 goal with this blog is to be funny.  If along the way I must inspire, encourage, edify, so be it! What's Bliss?  Other than a charming 1985 Australian movie about an advertising executive who
dies, comes, back, & thinks he's in hell cause nothing has changed? For my point, I refer you to the Matrix scene as Joe Pantoliano, in the role of bad guy Cypher, says....Ignorance is bliss!
I try to avoid political & religious discussions & wheat. I will soon blog on why I avoid wheat. And some nutrition tips as I have lost about 50 lbs in 3 years mostly playing volleyball & eating thoughtfully.  I'm a comic.  Not a doctor. Get a check up if you're just starting working out. Once more-----comedian.  If my fitness advise kills you, don't come whining to me. This Sat---It's me & Mr. Phil Kampf at the Kids Comedy Magic Show at the Houston Improv--2 pm  www.improv.com  this guy teaches magic & stand up to kids & is MAJOR FUNNY for adults as well.