Bounty on Divito

So Egor, my tech guy is recovering from being trampled by 9 year olds when an uninformed mother, not a part of the event planning team,  made the ill conceived decision to yell ,"Who want's smores?" (a direct violation of clause 9 of our contract) as he was on stilts  placing a pretty braided balloon crown on a little girls head to an angelic smile & snapshots from camera phones when a young man 13 or 14 in a Danny DeVito mask yells "You're blocking the smores, fool!!"  Bowls him over like Hervé Villechaize crashing through Hakeem Olajuwon , grabs all the smores & takes off like a fullback. Mop bucket knocked down in his path, he dives, his chubby little belly hits the water & I think he may have hydroplaned.  Di spite injuries, Egor soldiered on, bruised ego & other stuff. Thirty people we know of have you on their  phones.  You will be caught like Winnie the Pooh in the Honey Tree, Charlie Sheen in many episodes of that show, brair rabbit in whatever it was that caught him----grow some hair & eyes in the back of your head cause Houston Independent School District doesn't take kindly to smore thieves, istigaters of anarchy or people who knock down stiltwalkers for a sugar rush.-----
This week at the Improv----Hometown Boy Hits the Top----Ralphy May--Thursday through the weekend---

Sat 2 pm   me & Jim Mackenzie--Jim is my favorite & one of our biggest laugh getters 
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